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The thing to remember about freedom is that it is not given, it is taken

-Scott Adams

Monkey Business

The nomenklatura of Montgomery County Maryland has struck again. This time they are after a monkey named Armani.

Recently Armani, a young male Black Cap Capuchin, was ripped from his surrogate mother's arms by Animal Control. Animal Control went to the house, commented how nice everything was for Armani, yet removed him claiming his status was illegal in the state of Maryland. After spending almost a year being with the only mother this young primate knows, Animal Control placed him into a Zoo and sent Elyse, Armani's mother, a bill for $1,344.20 per month for the Zoos care.

We are fighting to get Armani home before irreparable emotional or physical damage is done to this primate who remains caught in the crossfire.

Armani faces possible euthanization under Maryland law. If he could talk, it would be "HIS WISH" to be with the only caretaker he knows.

Montgomery County, our nation's best example of a county government gone awry, consists of one million government bureaucrats who sit around all day, earning six figures, and dream up new ways to control the proletariat all in the name of "The People." And now they're extending their reach to the monkeys, too.

Help out Armani here.

Sign the petition here: Online petition - Release Armani back to his life friend Elyse Gazewitz

Posted by Rammage on June 20, 2007 at 06:06 PM

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Jagshemash!

My name a Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat still only number four most famous, even after great success movie film...

Me want to thanks you for make publish of news about Armani because Jonny also a capuchin, so very sad to hear about him be arrest by police. :(

I especially sad because Armani seem to have same personality like Jonny. Me read in one article about Armani's mother who say after arrest:"...even taking a shower is difficult because Armani would come into the shower and "put his little hand on the glass""...

So Armani try to peek her in the shower just like Jonny do when sneak into Y.W.C.A. woman lockers room! I like! :)

Also thanks for show linkings to website to save Armani and also to the petitioning. Jonny sign petitions and will use Kazakh celebrity status to help get hims free!

Chenquieh.

NOTE: This comment was 'hand signed' by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and posted those words here.

Posted by: Jonny the Monkey at June 21, 2007 11:26 AM

The thing to remember about freedom is that it is not given, it is taken

-Scott Adams

Monkey Business

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