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So Long, Suckers!

I don't think I will be able to continue blogging. I am going to be too busy spending all of my money! According to an email I received today, I have won the Microsoft Outlook Award Lotteries (which I didn't know I had even entered). I have won 1,000,000.00 Euros! (I don't even know how much that is! First step: Hire someone to convert that to real money, i.e. U.S. dollars.)

From: Mr.Paco Gomez
(Lottery Coordinator)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

We are pleased to inform you the result of the Microsoft Outlook Award Lotteries,held on the 29th Oct. 2006.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket #:83429/2 with prize #:2/WMO555/1 drew €1,000,000.00 which was first in the 2nd class of the draws.

You are to receive €1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros).

Because of mix up in cash payouts, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your money (€1,000,000.00) has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank.

This measure must be adhere to avoid loss of your cash prize - winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants.

It's important to note that these draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through an Internet ballot system from 60,000 individual and companies e-mail addresses the draws are conducted around the world through our Internet based ballot system.

The promotion is sponsored and promoted by WORLD MICROSOFT OUTLOOK PROGRAMM.

We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the Jackpot winning is 2, million Euros.

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 20 days.

After this date all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake.

Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote personal and winning numbers in all correspondence with us.

Congratulations once again from all members of Internet Microsoft Lotteries.

Thank you for being part of our promotional program.

For immediate release of your cash prize to you, please kindly contact our Paying Bank (Liberty Seguros Banco E.S.Madrid,)

Send them the following Information Through the Email Address below:
(i). Your names
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv) your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.

Liberty Seguros Banco E.S.
Mrs. Helena J. Garcia.
Email : LibertySeguros_Banco@zensearch.com
Tel: +34-691-062-729
Fax: +34-657-348-195

Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,
From: Mr.Paco Gomez
(Lottery Coordinator)

Good luck to you all. Leave me your address in the comments section, and I'll send you some postcards from wherever I go with all of my money!