We base all our experiments on the capacity of mankind for self-government.

This yahoo also wrote that

it is part of our professional code that we keep our political views out of the [NY Times].

BWAJAJAJAJAJA! I think that we are witnessing the profession of journalism surpassing that of lawyer as our lowest, bottom-feeding, blood sucking, morally and intellectually depraved form of low-life in this country.

How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Five:

• One to screw it in (via spinning it)


• One to fabricate facts about the event while hiding behind anonymous and non-existent sources


• One to write about how the Bush Administration has purposely failed to come up with an alternative energy source to power that lightbulb so that we remain shackled to big oil


• One to pine for the primitivistic lifestyle before our post-industrialized nation needed lightbulbs


• One to write about the misogynistic symbolism behind the engineering of the bulb interface and the socket